George "W" Bush, also known as
Dubya, was the
conservative leader of the free world (unfortunately)
at least 100 years ago. Dubya doesn't believe in evolution, although it is the only way he can explain his existence as a dumbed down
chimpanzee, whose vocabulary is slimmer than
koko the monkey's. Before becoming the most
fail President in history, he ran a shitty failure of an
oil company, was the owner of the
Texas Rangers, a shitty failure of a baseball team, and was Chief Executioner for the State of
Texas, FUCKING AWESOME state. Behind the mask of stupidity,
W is secretly one of the most brilliant men to ever exist. Disagreeing with this statement means that you are a
terrorist,
hate America, and are
responsible for WTC. During his life he managed to
dodge the Vietnam war, rig presidential elections, not once, but twice (which says a lot about the stupidity of the average
Americunt), pass all the laws he ever wanted to pass (
making him the first real dictator of the USA), while making himself, his family and all of his
friends very rich by starting two
wars.
Jews (more like JEWs,
amirite), also known as
kikes,
hebes,
hymies,
yids,
oven magnets,
hook nose,
Red Sea Pedestrians sheenies,
swindlers,
criminals,
Arabs in denial, "Christ Killers", "WTC doers", and
filthy fucking non-human scum who should be wiped off the face of the Earth, are a subhuman species of reptilian
extra-terrestrials and adherents to one of the world's oldest major
religions, called "Judaism" (more like JEWdaism,
amirite), otherwise known as "The Worship of Moolah" or "Eating Arab Babies." Despite only being .22% of the world's population, Jews control 99% of the world's money. Not only do the Jews
control the world, but also the
media, the banks, the space program, and
LiveJournal's
porn communities. All Jews have at least one of the following features: an extremely large nose,
curly hair that reeks of faggotry, one of those gay hats, a bank, a love of
coke, a law practice, a roll of money, a small cock, or
shitty taste in dental hygiene. Some Jews like
NSBM.
Homosexuality is a fetish mental illness in which the sufferer is overcome by sexual feelings for others of the same gender. This neurological disorder is most commonly caused when the afflicted subject has such deep resentment for a dominating parent of the opposite sex that all members of that sex become repulsive by association. In some rarer cases, the cause is a generalized reaction against normalcy, triggered by a negative reaction to the thought of healthy adult relations.
Homosexuality is positively correlated with the mental disorder pedophilia, and all are prone to molesting children. Their purported attraction to members of the same sex is a misguided exercise in the search for an alternative to normal sexual relationships. The subjects are also inherently self-hating and intellectually dishonest in their quest to achieve an ostensible popular acceptance. The homosexual who does not seek treatment is aware of his/her illness and must be in a state of constant denial, often convincing others of their sanity with smoke and mirror tactics.
